15 Funny Quotes and Memes Every Runner Can Relate To

15 Funny Quotes and Memes Every Runner Can Relate To

There are a few universal truths that every runner understands: Every minute on the dreadmill feels like an hour. You can never own too many pairs of running shoes. And if you run 5.94 miles, you’re definitely going to run up and down your block until you hit that 6.0 mark. Sound familiar? Then you’ll love these funny running quotes and memes.

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1. “Life is short. Running makes it seem longer.” — Baron Hansen

funny running quotes - running makes life seem longer

 

2. Run now. Wine later.

funny running quotes - run now wine later

 

3. Slow runners make fast runners look good. You’re welcome.

funny running quotes - slow runners

 

4. “The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.” —Martin Mull

funny running quotes - trouble with jogging

 

5. “The best part of running is nothing. I hate it. But when I get home, I’m happy I made it.” — Brittany Runs a Marathon

funny running quotes - best part of running is nothing

 

6. Run?! I’m sorry…I thought you said rum.

funny running quotes - thought you said rum

 

7. You know you’re a runner when the most expensive shoes you own are sneakers.

funny running quotes - most expensive shoes sneakers

 

8. A good run is like a good cup of coffee. I’m much nicer after I’ve had one.

funny running quotes - good run is like coffee

 

9. Run because zombies will eat the untrained ones first.

funny running quotes - run zombies eat untrained ones

 

10. Your pace or mine?

funny running quotes - your pace or mine

 

11. Life is short. Run the race. Get the medal. Eat the free banana.

funny running quotes - life is short eat the banana

 

12. “I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” — Wendy Liebman

funny running quotes - running ice cream truck

 

13. I run because running my mouth doesn’t count as cardio.

funny running quotes - running my mouth

 

14. It’s just a hill. Get over it.

funny running quotes - just a hill get over it

 

15. If you see me collapse, pause my running watch.

funny running quotes - pause my garmin

 

Kara Wahlgren

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Kara Wahlgren is a contributing editor at Openfit and a freelance health writer whose work can be found at Prevention, Seventeen, Women's Health, and more. When she's not writing, she enjoys beach volleyball, traveling, live music, and running half marathons reeeaaally slowly.

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